As you might have guessed from the title above, this is not your ordinary organizer, thus the word “messy” on the name, you know? This is where control freaks + rule breakers salute. Where left-brain + right-brain collide. Where Captain Obsessive Compulsive + Dr. Chaos meet.
Welcome to Life is Messy Bootcamp - a multimedia online extravaganza for messy revolutionaries who have a deep desire to create big tsunamis of change in the world (the good kind), but don't want to be chained to a to-do list. The program is designed to give you both the flexibility to continue fueling your creative fire + the step-by-step, no guesswork structure to take your brilliant ideas from light bulb to done. Yawing not included.
My goal is quite simple. I want to help you:
- Clarify the journey ahead. Or in other words, windshield-whip anything that obstructs your visibility to the summit, including poo. Do I hear a Halleluya?
- Design superstar habits you can actually stick to + make you happy.
- Get more done of what matters most to you, in record time, minus the overwhelmed + mental constipation + insomnia typically associated with a rigid schedules.
- Turbo-charge your piggy bank so you can you can go to Disney World or not.
- Laugh more, because what’s the point of alphabetizing your entire spice cabinet if you’re a Grumpy Grinch?
Life is Messy Bootcamp doesn't come with a bunch of sleep-inducing crap fillers you don't really need + will likely never use + will just take up more space in your life. That's called clutter + clutter is smelly. Instead, each teeny tiny particle that makes up this program has been carefully hand-picked just for you for maximum performance + results. Here's what's inside:
Six kick in the pajama pants training modules delivered in both video + MP3 because I know sometimes you feel like learning movie-style, perhaps while indulging in some popcorn. Other times you might find yourself stuck in traffic + will prefer to listen in instead.
Roll up your sleeves assignments. Bring your crayons + apron. It will get messy.
Beautifully designed interactive PDFs. Think print & go planners + worksheets + matrixes with filled-out-for-you samples, perfect for mapping out your rise to the top. Psst + they're ring binder friendly.
Smarty pants Excel spreadsheets for your money-making + money-counting + money-tracking pleasures.
Live implementation calls to turn theory into practice. Picture a virtual happy hour with me as your host, providing ooh la la hor dourves for your unique challenges every single month. Access to the recordings will also be available in case you’re having a baby or sipping mojitos in the Bahamas.
Exclusive access to the family members-only HQ + Facebook group proudly hosting one of the most amazing + generous global communities of like-minded superstars who have your back. A space to share brags + slips + be a part of something messier than yourself.
Plus, I’ll be there by your side, to guide + inspire you every step of the way. Think of me as your personal captain with ruthless outside the box solutions for your one of a kind dilemmas + off the hook cheerleading skills for the really crappy days you feel like eating an entire pint of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.
Over $200 worth in gifts, because it ain't a party without some icing on top. I’ll give you some of my favorite tools to accelerate your success. You are very welcome.
Okay messy-preneurs, I present to you, the six building blocks that make up the Life is Messy Bootcamp core curriculum. Drum roll + confetti please!
I believe that what you get down on paper with your hands + heart shapes your outer reality. Let's do it in style, shall we? Refill your printer ink cartridges + get out your Sharpies, because my oh-so loved Life is Messy Planners are on fire this season. Just look at what's inside the kit:
Scooch in + listen close. Life is Messy Bootcamp is:
- Fully mobile. Life is Messy Bootcamp is staged online + is completely downloadable, allowing you to access the material anytime, anywhere, 24/7.
- For life. I don’t want to give you another reason to feel rushed or like you can’t keep up with “class”. That’s why, Life is Messy Bootcamp, Season 2013 is yours to keep, for a lifetime. Yay!
- Upgradable. Since there’s parts of this program that are calendar-specific, I plan on making yearly updates. As a member, you’ll receive VIP registration privileges + upgrading rewards on all future versions.
- Self-paced. Life is Messy Bootcamp is a do-at-your-own-beat type program, because I believe you should be the boss of your schedule. No college flashbacks of brain fatigue. You call the shots.
- Available instantly*. No waiting for modules to roll out. No waiting until graduation to download your bonus goodies. Helz no. The course will be available immediately after purchase starting February 1, 2013.
- Registration friendly. No absurd cut off dates. This shopping cart will not close two weeks after launch for no apparent reason other than to create a fake sense of urgency + make you rush + rush + rush + give me all your money or else you will miss out. Hmm, no thank you.
- Awesome. But don't take my word for it silly, let the family do the talking. Read the testimonials.
I'm no Santa Claus or Oprah Winfrey, but I L-O-V-E giving you presents. Get ready for the organizational soireé that's coming your way, which perfectly complements the course material + will help maintain the magic + momentum. Ho ho ho!